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Angelina

Let's get this party started!

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Angelina
on 01-28-2010 at 10:45 PM (377 Views)
OK, AZ Prepper may have done a dangerous thing to give me, the gab queen, free reign to blog here.

For anyone looking for anything useful or helpful or in any way informative, I'm telling you right now to just skip on down to the previous awesome posts of gardening or recipes (which, seriously, are awesome!!). I unashamedly warn you that I am the (bloated) bloviator of America and just love to talk. At some point I might have something of minor import to say, but for now, let's get this party started!

I am known to some as wyosummit, but I have followed the lead of a friend, Daryl, and lost the smoke and mirrors and am simply Angelina. I am just a nobody shmuck who really gets off on my fantasy of being Angelina Jolie someday. --Loaded to the hilt with jaw-dropping, state of the art weaponry tucked in every curve of my svelte black leather outfit... Yeah, sorry to you salivating brethren (any of whom have stuck with me to read this far)... I AM ANGELINA!! ... but not Jolie.

Aw, cheap.

Far from it in looks and fortune, and certainly not a fan of anything Hollywood-- I am still unabashedly gaga in the wannabe-weapon-wielding-wowzer-warrior-woman department, for sure. (One hitch: I can't handle the sight of blood.) So... yeah... um... that's my pipe dream-- one dream I'm not able to justify it's failure to materialize in mortality with the "It will happen in the next life" hope. So, yes, I'm hopeless. But a girl can dream!

I had to laugh at Brother Moravec's introduction: "I'm the least prepared person on the planet". "Yeah, right!", I wanted to post-- "if that's true, then I'm Angelina Jolie". But I figured I'd leave the comparison to this blogosphere where I can more appropriately mention that anyone who knows me would get a kick out of that comparison, as I'm, well, how to put it delicately, much more well endowed that Ms. Jolie in all the right-- and wrong-- places.

So, while I really do salivate over any discussion of weaponry, tactical training, self defense and security, I am fully aware that my domestic-goddess-in-training somewhere deep inside my soul is awaiting to break out-- in a brilliant aura of glory and triumph. If only I could get out of the tactical pages and onto the recipe pages. DH would really, really appreciate that, and so would the kidlets. So, I have promised my inner-domestic-diva that I will only post each day after I glean one new recipe for dinner tomorrow from this site and get the current leaning-tower-of-what's it called in Italy?- pile of dishes washed.

Aw, cheap!

I'd better get started on tomorrow's quota before that tower falls.

For now, keep your knives sharp, cover yours' and your family's six, and remember the future is as bright as our faith (Pres. Monson).

Angelina

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  1. ChefTessBakeresse - 02-01-2010 08:37 AM
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    I seriously want to just hug you! Welcome!! Hey...and the perfect domestic goddess of whom you speak, is probably more real than you even know (though if such a perfect creature does exist, she may be fearsome to behold)...I doubt there is a perfect creature like that. Though, don't tell my husband, he thinks I'm her...and I keep telling him I need bigger batteries if that was true. Ha. As long as I have him fooled...I can fool anyone! Right?! You just keep working on becoming your best self, though Joseph Smith once said that the closer you get to the light, the more acutely aware you are of your imperfections. That being said, I'm hopelessly flawed! Argh. Happy preppin'! Again...Welcome! Smooooches!
  2. Angelina - 02-08-2010 11:39 AM
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChefTessBakeresse
    I seriously want to just hug you! Welcome!! Hey...and the perfect domestic goddess of whom you speak, is probably more real than you even know (though if such a perfect creature does exist, she may be fearsome to behold)...I doubt there is a perfect creature like that. Though, don't tell my husband, he thinks I'm her...and I keep telling him I need bigger batteries if that was true. Ha. As long as I have him fooled...I can fool anyone! Right?! You just keep working on becoming your best self, though Joseph Smith once said that the closer you get to the light, the more acutely aware you are of your imperfections. That being said, I'm hopelessly flawed! Argh. Happy preppin'! Again...Welcome! Smooooches!
    Wow, "fearsome to behold"! I LIKE it!! Gotta work on my fearsome-to-behold-ness. FTB-ness is now my new life goal (in addition to knowing something that fiveseven doesn't know).

    And THANKS for your warm welcome, CTB! (But, don't let them tough boyz AZ, Sarge, five and shine see this.... they'll roll their eyes at us females-- that's why I put this in the Blogosphere-- phew! Safe territory for hugs between girlfriends!)

    Outstanding thought from Joseph Smith-- thank you. I am certain he was the man most aware of his imperfections on the planet-- yet he still saw God the Father and Jesus Christ face to face. In the flesh. So that is encouragement for me.

    And thanks again for your encouragement and hugs! It's a privilege to get to know you, as anyone who can make that Yucateca-what-the-hecka stuff taste better than it looks, truly exudes FTB-ness to the max.
  3. Carl - 01-25-2012 04:15 AM
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    The best weapon available is the person. Everything else is just a tool. Carl